Thea’s Restorative — The Half Killed Custom Cocktail

I realized half an hour ago that I’ve been a bad friend because I promised Quen I would make this since she doesn’t drink and she was pregnant at the time, and I never did. So here we go.

*reads recipe*

Wait, whatddya mean I have to wait one fucking hour for tea to cool? FUCK THAT.

*plops two ice cubes to cool tea down*

Elderflower what? What the fuck is that?

*Googles*

Well, it says here as an alternative you can steep your own, and I’m pretty sure I saw elderflower in the woods…

But then again, do I love Quen enough to risk random poisoning? What are the chances I pick up some sort of death, foam-at-your-mouth, insta-kill flower instead?

You know what, let’s do without it.

You know what, I probably fucked up this cocktail.

Meh, I guess I love Quen enough to drink a shitty cocktail.

 

Actually, it didn’t taste half bad. Go try your hand at it yourself, hopefully you’ll get it right…the recipe for Thea’s Restorative is at The Tome & Tankard Inn.